Cacophony

November 30, 2007 at 8:46 am | In American Politics, Middle East | Leave a Comment

Yesterday, in preparation for a series of new articles I’m working on for Salon, I interviewed what seemed like hundreds of Washington lobbyists (but was probably less than ten) in the Middle East debate – which is now getting all heated again because of the question of what happens after Annapolis.  It is quite surreal to ask someone questions for a half hour or so, trying to give the implicit impression that you believe what they’re saying to be reasonable so that they’ll keep talking, and then immediately talk to someone else with diametrically opposed views and do the same thing.

By the end of the day, I couldn’t even keep my thoughts straight anymore, and nothing made a whole lot of sense.  Even now, my understanding is that “Israel” is some kind of otter or something.

Reality Based

November 29, 2007 at 9:51 am | In International Relations, Middle East | Leave a Comment

Prime Minister Olmert said this yesterday:

 ”If the day comes when the two-state solution collapses, and we face a South African-style struggle for equal voting rights (also for the Palestinians in the territories), then, as soon as that happens, the State of Israel is finished.”

This is a real danger, and sometimes he really seems to recognize reality in a way most of his colleagues don’t.  The Israeli population, meanwhile, hardly ever seems to grasp this, and their ”supporters” in the United States often seem almost clinically unable to escape from denial.

But the question of whether Olmert can actually do anything with this wisdom is still an open one.  

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Israel and Palestine: The Morning After

November 28, 2007 at 9:40 am | In International Relations, Middle East | Leave a Comment

Today, after yesterday’s conference in Annapolis, Israel and Palestine wake up together, and look at each other and both think, “What have I done?”

And they have to make the walk of shame from Annapolis to the White House, all the while knowing that over 40 other countries saw all this happen yesterday.

Palestine is thinking, “What will Iran say?”

And Israel is thinking, “How am I going to explain this to my family?  She’s not even Jewish.”

(By the way, remember when they went on that blind date?) 

Iranamania!

November 27, 2007 at 2:38 pm | In International Relations, Middle East | Leave a Comment

Why did it take Gawker to tell me that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had a blog?  I mean, him and I are practically Facebook best friends for life.  This is pretty damn awkward, I gotta say.

Pomp and Ceremony

November 27, 2007 at 1:34 pm | In International Relations, Middle East | 2 Comments

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Down in Annapolis, things seem to be progressing swimmingly.  A joint statement read by President Bush and an agreement to conclude things by the end of 2008 — wrapping up the Middle East crisis in a neat little package.  Both delegations even arrived by helicopter, which didn’t seem all that necessary, given the one hour drive from DC — but it certainly added to the seeming gravitas of the occasion.

Notice that the joint statement didn’t even mention Jerusalem, which will prevent some of Olmert’s hardline cabinet allies from walking out on him.  Yet.  But to conclude things by 2009, that — and a lot of other tricky things — are going to have to come out into the open, and that’s going to set all the nutcase extremists packing.

Hopefully the center can hold.  I remain skeptical.

Image by Flickr user FreaksAnon used under a Creative Commons License.

Failure is the Safe Bet

November 27, 2007 at 10:28 am | In International Relations, Middle East | Leave a Comment

Ami Ayalon, one of the Israeli government’s resident Tough Guy/silver-lining spotters, has a good piece in the Jerusalem Post today smacking down the “motley coalition of cynics and extremists [who] were quick to write off the Annapolis peace conference as a waste of time.”  You should read it.

I want to point out, though, that while I enjoy being part of motley coalitions (or motley anything, really), I don’t count myself as part of this coalition.  I think that what is going on today in Annapolis is absolutely crucial.  I am truly hoping for some kind of success, and as I’ve argued in this blog a few times, failure could be terrible.  I just think that, from a strictly odds-making point of view, it’s always better to bet on failure in Middle East peace negotations.  It’s usually a safe bet.

Less Gabbing, More Stabbing: The Other Middle East Conference

November 27, 2007 at 9:04 am | In International Relations, Middle East | Leave a Comment

I have to admit that the guest list is pretty impressive for the Middle East conference that begins today in Annapolis — Syria, Saudi Arabia, and 41 other countries.  Prime Minister Olmert apparently said that he was only disappointed that Djibouti couldn’t make it.  But they’re not exactly crucial to this endeavor, so I think we can go on ahead without them.

And President Bush is set to make a speech setting out some real goals, and supposedly to use the full diplomatic force of the US to make some of them actually happen. 

I plan to do a lot of blogging about all this over the next two days, so check back often for your share of snide pessimism.

(I’ll get started on that front by alerting you to the fact that Hamas is having a “counter-conference” in Gaza today.  Less gabbing, more stabbing.  You can see it here.)

Israel as a Wannabe

November 26, 2007 at 7:05 am | In Middle East | Leave a Comment

Today in Salon, Aluf Benn of Haaretz has a piece making the point that there already is a de facto two-state solution in the Middle East, because Israelis have progressively cut themselves off from their Palestinian neighbors.  He writes:

The ever-increasing separation measures, the economic independence from the Palestinians and above all the physical barriers have isolated Israelis like never before from the “other side.” This has enabled Israel to flourish as a first-world, Western wannabe, an enclave in the heart of an otherwise largely stagnant Arab world.

This is all convincing.  I know many people in Israel who have never spoken to a Palestinian and never really even seen one other than while serving in the army.  In fact, there are a number of different non-profit groups and websites that make it their mission to show the outside world that there is a lot in Israel ”beyond the conflict” — high-tech innovations, sushi restaurants, a good music scene, etc. 

I’ve always found that a bit disingenuous and maybe even immoral. 

The world rightfully doesn’t care about Tel Aviv’s great sushi restaurants (seriously, they’re pretty good), when just a few minutes drive away, Palestinian children live impoverished, malnourished lives IN PART because of Israeli policy.  Separating yourself and trying to ignore the conflict and the occupation does not make it go away.  It just makes you in denial.

But Aluf knows that the imaginary two-state solution is not just unsustainable, it is also dangerous.  Near the end of his piece he writes:

But this situation comes with a price. While allowing Israelis to ignore their unfriendly neighborhood, and live under the illusion that their country exists somewhere in Europe or North America, the status quo reduces Israelis’ motivation to seek compromise and peace with the Palestinians. To observers of the Palestinians’ deteriorating situation in the occupied territories, that symptom of Israeli denial can appear morally repugnant. And as the destitution in those areas mounts, the status quo is not likely to be sustainable — a deeper chaos could erupt and become a much greater problem for Israel’s government and people.  

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Disappointed

November 23, 2007 at 8:04 am | In Middle East | Leave a Comment

According to a recent poll, only twenty percent of Israelis consider themselves secular — only half the figure it was in the 1970s, and a new low for the country.  To anyone who used to be impressed with the way Israel once claimed a concept of Jewishness that didn’t rest on theology, this is disappointing.  To anyone who believes in the secular, democratic Israel supported by its early visionaries, founders, leaders, and heroes, this is distressing.

And to anyone who wonders why the country’s policies are often so easily manipulated by the minority who make up the extreme religious right – and why those policies become harder and harder to support for secular liberals – maybe this is a clue.

Disappointing.

Dennis Kucinich Watch: The Assassination Edition

November 22, 2007 at 9:53 am | In American Politics | Leave a Comment

Yesterday I came across a poll reporting that when asked which political candidate they’d like to have for Thankgsiving dinner today, most Americans said Hillary Clinton. (Fred Thompson seems like the natural choice to me, because he’d probably just have some beer and turkey and fall asleep on the couch, like everyone else.)

But nobody mentioned poor Dennis Kucinich, America’s Next President, and nobody ever does. (I guess he’s more of a Christmas politician.)

But maybe people would be more welcoming of America’s Next President if they knew that he had once actually survived an assassination attempt.  That’s right — somebody went to the trouble of trying to bump him off.  You can’t get more electable than that.  See for yourself:

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