Israel Vs. Carbs

February 26, 2009 at 12:30 pm | In Middle East | Leave a Comment

Now that I’m trying to personally make peace in the Middle East, I’m paying particular attention to the region.

This, from a new Haaretz editorial, may be important:

Israel’s legitimate struggle against Hamas does not gain credence from the fact that the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, John Kerry, discovered during his visit to Gaza that trucks loaded with bags of pasta are not being permitted to enter the Gaza Strip because Israel is letting in only rice. 

Haaretz also makes the astute argument that “You can’t make Qassams out of pasta.”

Moving Right Along: My New Book

February 24, 2009 at 10:51 am | In Books, Middle East | 4 Comments

Since it was announced on Publishers Marketplace yesterday, I have to assume that it’s okay if I finally mention it here too.

I’m writing a new book, which will be published by Simon & Schuster/Free Press next year. They published Shut Up, I’m Talking, and I’m thrilled to be working with them again.

The book is called HOW TO MAKE PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST IN SIX MONTHS OR LESS WITHOUT LEAVING YOUR APARTMENT.

It’s sort of a sequel to my first book, if you can imagine that (you can’t, I know). The central premise is that I’m trying to personally solve the Middle East conflict, because it’s boring and I’m tired of hearing about it. I’m not writing about how I would solve it, but actually trying to solve it. And yes, it’s NON-fiction. And, hopefully, will make you laugh.

Here is the announcement that went out:

Salon and New Republic writer Gregory Levey’s HOW TO MAKE PEACE
IN THE MIDDLE EAST IN SIX MONTHS OR LESS WITHOUT LEAVING YOUR APARTMENT, which picks up where his first book, SHUT UP I’M TALKING And Other Diplomacy Lessons I Learned in the Israeli Government, left off, after
the author has returned from his stint as Ariel Sharon’s English
language speechwriter, and returns to the states, ready to resume his
normal life, only to find that everyone he meets — from little Jewish
grandmothers to diplomats — has their own plan for solving the middle
eastern crisis, and decides to settle the issue once and for all, with
humorous results.

I’ll keep you posted on my progress.

Why You Lost Your Job

February 23, 2009 at 3:07 pm | In Culture | 1 Comment

You know how every journalist you know has been laid off?  Here’s where it started:

The best part, obviously, is the guy whose caption is just “owns home computer.”

Opinionizer

February 20, 2009 at 9:59 am | In Miscellaneous | Leave a Comment

It would not be fair if I didn’t mention that I had a piece in Canada’s National Post today.

Comeback

February 19, 2009 at 1:27 pm | In Middle East | Leave a Comment

Here is a very interesting piece hoping for the possibility of a return to power of Prime Minister Ehud Olmert.

Definitely lots to debate in it, but I think it’s pretty sharp. I’ve been meaning to find the time to write something sort of similar for a North American publication, but haven’t found it yet…

Be Careful What You Wish For

February 19, 2009 at 10:58 am | In Middle East | Leave a Comment

It looks like Benjamin Netanyahu is going to be the next prime minister of Israel, and it sounds like Tzipi Livni’s Kadima party is going to stay out of the coalition. That will make it one of the most rightwing coalitions in recent Israeli history, and give Netanyahu room — or even cause — to push an extremely rightwing agenda. If that’s what he really wants.

Hah.

February 16, 2009 at 10:13 am | In Middle East | 1 Comment

While everyone waits to find out how the results of the Israeli election will actually shake out, President Shimon Peres keeps ‘em laughing:

On Wednesday at 6 P.M., I will get the official results, and until then I hesitate to even discuss the subject with myself for fear that it will be leaked to the press and misinterpreted.

(Haaretz)

And the winner is…

February 10, 2009 at 5:33 pm | In Middle East | Leave a Comment

Exit Polls

February 10, 2009 at 4:27 pm | In Middle East | Leave a Comment

At this point, it still seems uncertain who won, though apparently Livni is polling slightly ahead. She would still have the challenge of putting together a coalition, though — which does not look easy at all with the way things seem to be shaking out.

I just find the fact that Yisrael Beiteinu beat out Labour by so much to be depressing and ominous.

Who Knows

February 10, 2009 at 9:55 am | In Middle East | Leave a Comment

If I were an Israeli voter, I would likely not be voting for Benjamin Netanyahu and I would definitely not be voting for rightist wackjob Avigdor Lieberman – who, frighteningly, recently won a mock election among Israeli high school students.

In fact, not long ago, I ran the numbers and did a projection of a how a President Obama/Prime Minister Netanyahu interaction might go. Here are the results. (Hint: not good.)

But since then I’ve been thinking that maybe that interaction could be a recipe for some success. If Tzipi Livni and her Kadima party end up winning, the consensus seems to be that the ruling coalition would be fragile and would not have the people’s confidence to make the “painful concessions” Prime Minister Sharon used to talk about. Maybe that’s true. Maybe not.

Given the right amount of persuasion from an Obama White House, though, maybe a Netanyahu-Lieberman government would have the hardline cred needed to actually make the obvious moves towards some kind of improvement in the situation.

Or maybe their policies would end up just being the same boring, unproductive ones that they advertise.

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